So, yeah. I've been reading this LJ shit, and I've come across a couple interesting phenomena related to so-called "Black Spiral Dancers".
#1. He (I think) is a Dancer. Only, he talks like a 12 year old emo girl with a crush on some other girl. You know, an emo-crush. The kind where you want them to slit their wrists so they can quit making everyone miserable. Also? Just a hint buddy. English. Learn it. Live it. Love it. We use capital letters here, bud.
#2. This one is a super-special snowflake. Born to Black Spiral Dancers, but apparently alive, well, and 'untainted'. Ha. Kid, here's a hint. If you're untainted, you're not a fuckin' Dancer. Plain and simple. Wyrm-taint? That shit is passed down through the genetics, even if you did manage to get your butt dropped off at the hospital when you were newborn. There are no super-special snowflakes. We make sure of that. Violently.
I guess my point with this is, I'd love to see emo teenage girls actually write some cool shit, you know? We're the really-fucking-bad guys, the stuff to give Freddy and Jason nightmares. Let's see some of that shit! Our ancestors were the Picts of Great Britian. We've never been a sane and calm tribe. Fuck that. Screw women. Get high. Go kill something. If you think a tribe that would all enter Malfeas to do battle with the Wyrm's forces (and for those of you that neglected your history lessons, I am talking about the epic stupidity that was the White Howlers' full-tilt, epic mad dash into the maw of the Beast) is sane, I got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.
#1. He (I think) is a Dancer. Only, he talks like a 12 year old emo girl with a crush on some other girl. You know, an emo-crush. The kind where you want them to slit their wrists so they can quit making everyone miserable. Also? Just a hint buddy. English. Learn it. Live it. Love it. We use capital letters here, bud.
#2. This one is a super-special snowflake. Born to Black Spiral Dancers, but apparently alive, well, and 'untainted'. Ha. Kid, here's a hint. If you're untainted, you're not a fuckin' Dancer. Plain and simple. Wyrm-taint? That shit is passed down through the genetics, even if you did manage to get your butt dropped off at the hospital when you were newborn. There are no super-special snowflakes. We make sure of that. Violently.
I guess my point with this is, I'd love to see emo teenage girls actually write some cool shit, you know? We're the really-fucking-bad guys, the stuff to give Freddy and Jason nightmares. Let's see some of that shit! Our ancestors were the Picts of Great Britian. We've never been a sane and calm tribe. Fuck that. Screw women. Get high. Go kill something. If you think a tribe that would all enter Malfeas to do battle with the Wyrm's forces (and for those of you that neglected your history lessons, I am talking about the epic stupidity that was the White Howlers' full-tilt, epic mad dash into the maw of the Beast) is sane, I got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.
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